On the way to work one morning, this jerk in front of me flicked a cigarette out his window. I hate when people flick their cigarette out the window. You got a damn IS for goodness sakes! Doesn’t it come with an ashtray or isn’t there an option to get one?!!! Roadways are not your ashtray!
Then this jerk must’ve had to take a dump or something ’cause he tailgated everyone he could get behind. Once he passed one of the cars he was tailgating, he then had the nerve to stick his rancid, smoke-laden middle finger out the window to speak his mind.
Clueless idiot who weaved in and out of traffic only to have me pass his ass. 
